glna:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who’s scared to make a phone call tbh

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

enhancers:

Kiss me like my lips are air and you can’t breathe

I want my secrets back.
I want my heart back.
I want all the words I
ever wasted on you
back.

You don’t deserve them.

110/365 by (DS)

wheatdealer:

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is that how parents feel

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

volcainist:

you should have opened your eyes i was crazy for you

I wish I had the ‘wow’ effect on someone.

(via therealblackmarket)

unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

©cp