no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song
Tonight’s perez hilton headline:
TAYLOR SWIFT TAKES ROMANTIC CENTRAL PARK STROLL WITH SMOLDERING MYSTERY MAN
CANT WAIT TO HEAR THE SONG ABOUT IT
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
if we date im probably going to just steal all your shirts and sleep in them 24/7
taylor swift you can try to fool all these tabloids with your sexy side eye and your pretty outfits with your sky scraper high heels in candids lookin like a model but IIIIIII know you sit at home and laugh at your own lame jokes and that your biggest problem right now is making sure one cat doesn’t EAT the other and that you watch law and order with chinese food and play scrabble (the one that swivels!!!) u big lame face
homegirl there is no need to apologize!!!
but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
she wears short skirts i wear nuclear radiation proof body suits